Funny Poems
Poor Cinderella
Poor Cinderella, whose step mom was so mean,
She could never see any films rated... more
Poet: Erin Raymond by: Erin Raymond | rating:  My Dog Ate My Homework
“My dog ate my homework.
He chewed it up,” I said.
But when I offered my excuse
my... more
Poet: Erin Raymond by: Erin Raymond | rating: Put on a damn blouse!
You've been mowing the yard without a top.
People are staring and this is going to... more
Poet: Randy Johnson by: Randy Johnson | rating: Rapuzel! Rapunzel!
"Rapunzel! Rapunzel! You've cut off your hair!
Your billowing tresses are no longer... more
Poet: Erin Raymond by: Erin Raymond | rating: Laughter
She opened up the email
Ready to get bad news
Instead, she chewed her nail
She stared... more
Poet: Bianca McCowat by: Bianca McCowat | rating: Your Name
I wrote your name on a cloud,
The wind blew it away.
I wrote your name on the... more
Poet: Pivithuru Jayakody by: Pivithuru Jayakody | rating: Afternoon In School
Afternoon in School
The Last Lesson
When will the bell ring, and end this... more
Poet: D. H. Lawrence by: Aqua Regia | rating: On The Relative Value Of Food Groups
What's all this about wanting
Peas on Earth all the time?
What's wrong with corn, or... more
Poet: Elas Giordano by: Hassan Iftikhar | rating: What's So Bad About Sex And Violins
I like Sex and Violins
I admit the music's slow,
and
a lot of people will get... more
Poet: Elas Giordano by: Usman Ali | rating: Grave Toppers
I want my epitaph to say:
"He died a
silly, silly way."
such as, upon... more
Poet: Elas Giordano by: Aqua Regia | rating:
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