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The Day Papa Smurf got Pissed !
In was an unusual time ?
With Gargamel along with Azrael The Cat..,
While Sporty Smurf... more

Poet: Mario William Vitale

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Batty Theo
Theo was born in a very dark cave,
since birth he has had to be really brave.

Theo... more

Poet: Mary L. Whelpley

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Phil More Crackin
The bee stung my right eye,
Faces torn amuck,
A stench of purple passion.,
An aroma of... more

Poet: Mario William Vitale

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The Girl in the Coffee Shop
The Girl in the Coffee Shop, by Joe Flach

The moment she walks in through the door
My... more

Poet: Joe Flach

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Sal's Bar and Grill
Tony got too f---xn close to the Toyota !

Sliced the freekin fender with his... more

Poet: Mario William Vitale

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Monster
Who is that little monster,
That hides beneath my bed?
Why does it scratch and... more

Poet: ohitsdora

by: ohitsdora | rating:

Stop Imagining
What's happening
To everything?
Boom! Crash!
A building, a school, a bank full of... more

Poet: Juliana Smith

by: Juliana Smith | rating:

If I was the Principal
If I was the Principal of this school
I would introduce several new rules
This class is... more

Poet: Abdullah Quadir

by: Abdullah Quadir | rating:

three inch savior
a host of statues live in that home
the madonna, outside, like a garden gnome
it's... more

Poet: ryan wistrom

by: ryan wistrom | rating:

Fresh Cut
“Fresh Cut”

When I get a shape up and a fresh cut-
I just don’t feel the same/
My... more

Poet: Wendell Wallace Hockaday Jr.

by: Wendell Wallace Hockaday Jr. | rating: