Funny Poems
The Day Papa Smurf got Pissed ! 
In was an unusual time ?
With Gargamel along with Azrael The Cat..,
While Sporty Smurf... more
Poet: Mario William Vitale  by: Mario William Vitale | rating: 
Batty Theo
Theo was born in a very dark cave,
since birth he has had to be really brave.
Theo... more
Poet: Mary L. Whelpley by: Mary L. Whelpley | rating: Phil More Crackin
The bee stung my right eye,
Faces torn amuck,
A stench of purple passion.,
An aroma of... more
Poet: Mario William Vitale by: Mario William Vitale | rating: The Girl in the Coffee Shop
The Girl in the Coffee Shop, by Joe Flach
The moment she walks in through the door
My... more
Poet: Joe Flach by: Joe Flach | rating: Sal's Bar and Grill
Tony got too f---xn close to the Toyota !
Sliced the freekin fender with his... more
Poet: Mario William Vitale by: Mario William Vitale | rating: Monster
Who is that little monster,
That hides beneath my bed?
Why does it scratch and... more
Poet: ohitsdora by: ohitsdora | rating: Stop Imagining
What's happening
To everything?
Boom! Crash!
A building, a school, a bank full of... more
Poet: Juliana Smith by: Juliana Smith | rating: If I was the Principal
If I was the Principal of this school
I would introduce several new rules
This class is... more
Poet: Abdullah Quadir by: Abdullah Quadir | rating:  three inch savior
a host of statues live in that home
the madonna, outside, like a garden gnome
it's... more
Poet: ryan wistrom by: ryan wistrom | rating: Fresh Cut
“Fresh Cut”
When I get a shape up and a fresh cut-
I just don’t feel the same/
My... more
Poet: Wendell Wallace Hockaday Jr. by: Wendell Wallace Hockaday Jr. | rating:
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