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Having Santa Yet Refusing His Elves ?
It's the common man's way to stake his claim'
A cowboy that's sort of in some blinded... more

Poet: Mario William Vitale

by: Mario William Vitale | rating:

Academia Brats: A Non-Traditional Student's Prayer

God, grant me the serenity to
Retain the subjects I've learned
And the confidence to... more

Poet: Camille Rose Castillo

by: Camille Rose Castillo | rating:

Someone's Hyney Smells !
mmmm... poop ! mmm...oh poop !

The fruit of your labor has now caught up with you... more

Poet: Mario William Vitale

by: Mario William Vitale | rating:

Rip On Line Toot !
With confetti now flying and old ladies crying'

Each will have to find a given solace... more

Poet: Mario William Vitale

by: Mario William Vitale | rating:

I Like Madness
today i am liking the madness,
it's only the way to be free from stress.

just eat... more

Poet: Satpal Singh

by: Satpal Singh | rating:

The Worst Of Poets
There was once a poet of late
No poems he’d written to date
Each and every time
He’d... more

Poet: Aaron Matthews

by: Aaron Matthews | rating:

Woman for a day
Woman for a day!

I awoke from my sleep
For a young mornings piss
But without a handle... more

Poet: Hector Fonseca

by: Hector Fonseca | rating:

King of His Castle
The king sat perched upon his throne
Like a gargoyle crouched, with strain on his... more

Poet: Tyler Gooch

by: Tyler Gooch | rating:

The Radio
Here! This Sunday, to those who join . . .

Welcome to this morning’s show
Guest... more

Poet: Brian Wiggin

by: Brian Wiggin | rating:

A Girl I Knew
What is it that you just cant get? He said NO, so you cant go. He can be such an ass,... more

Poet: Sara Shields

by: Sara Shields | rating: