Funny Poems
A Christmas Poem
Once upon a snowy day
I brought Frosty inside to play
I loaded him in my wagon so... more
Poet: Ashley Niblett by: Ashley Niblett | rating:  Ode To A Fart
You start as aerophagia, the swallowing of air
or from beans with riddles providing... more
Poet: Tyler Gooch by: Tyler Gooch | rating: Pants
When I get up in the morning the first thing I do
I have to do this before I put on a... more
Poet: Tyler Gooch by: Tyler Gooch | rating: Death of a Toothbrudh
Poor little instrument
Of dental care
Your soft flowing bristles
His mouth won’t... more
Poet: HD Hatcher by: HD Hatcher | rating: Which is Worse?
Which is better:
Religion or government?
For thousands of years,
They’ve both started... more
Poet: Nicholas Bradvica by: Nicholas Bradvica | rating: Ode 2 Txting
I alwys had sumthin goin on,
Thats y I txted all day long,
I wus doin stuff evry... more
Poet: Nicholas Bradvica by: Nicholas Bradvica | rating: Ink
Ink.
This kind is blue.
I tried a red one that left blank
marks all over my page.
The... more
Poet: Sam Phillips by: Sam Phillips | rating: This Shirt That Binds me
I have felt it,
As you may have too,
A brand new shirt
Takes hold of you.
A trendy... more
Poet: Paul Begadon by: Paul Begadon | rating: Women Are Just Like Rolf Harris
They begin to paint us a picture
Of their feelings towards their new dress
Then stop... more
Poet: Sam Phillips by: Sam Phillips | rating: She Looks Like Hasselhoff
Sat behind the desk, the warmth of the sun
Beating on my neck,
Juxtaposed with the... more
Poet: Sam Phillips by: Sam Phillips | rating:
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