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A Christmas Poem
Once upon a snowy day
I brought Frosty inside to play
I loaded him in my wagon so... more

Poet: Ashley Niblett

by: Ashley Niblett | rating:

Ode To A Fart
You start as aerophagia, the swallowing of air
or from beans with riddles providing... more

Poet: Tyler Gooch

by: Tyler Gooch | rating:

Pants
When I get up in the morning the first thing I do
I have to do this before I put on a... more

Poet: Tyler Gooch

by: Tyler Gooch | rating:

Death of a Toothbrudh
Poor little instrument
Of dental care
Your soft flowing bristles
His mouth won’t... more

Poet: HD Hatcher

by: HD Hatcher | rating:

Which is Worse?
Which is better:
Religion or government?

For thousands of years,
They’ve both started... more

Poet: Nicholas Bradvica

by: Nicholas Bradvica | rating:

Ode 2 Txting
I alwys had sumthin goin on,
Thats y I txted all day long,
I wus doin stuff evry... more

Poet: Nicholas Bradvica

by: Nicholas Bradvica | rating:

Ink
Ink.
This kind is blue.
I tried a red one that left blank
marks all over my page.
The... more

Poet: Sam Phillips

by: Sam Phillips | rating:

This Shirt That Binds me
I have felt it,
As you may have too,
A brand new shirt
Takes hold of you.
A trendy... more

Poet: Paul Begadon

by: Paul Begadon | rating:

Women Are Just Like Rolf Harris
They begin to paint us a picture
Of their feelings towards their new dress
Then stop... more

Poet: Sam Phillips

by: Sam Phillips | rating:

She Looks Like Hasselhoff
Sat behind the desk, the warmth of the sun
Beating on my neck,
Juxtaposed with the... more

Poet: Sam Phillips

by: Sam Phillips | rating: