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Miss Perfection
Perfection.
I have to be the best.
You are nothing compared to me.
Other people don't... more

Poet: ohitsdora

by: ohitsdora | rating:

A Return Of Andy Boy
That kind of guy you would like to meet,
Has gone both ways since the death of Fleet... more

Poet: Mario William Vitale

by: Mario William Vitale | rating:

The Situation
Mike was blasting his sixty eight old's on the Jersey Shore..,

Yet no one really knew... more

Poet: Mario William Vitale

by: Mario William Vitale | rating:

The Mario Vitale Rap
I'm a free style writer,
I hope you all know..
I write the thoughts I feel,
My name is... more

Poet: Mario William Vitale

by: Mario William Vitale | rating:

The Ultimate Battle Royal
With the ultimate hope to soften the blow !

Let us bring back all of the wrestling... more

Poet: Mario William Vitale

by: Mario William Vitale | rating:

Manzanita, Manzanita (Little Apple)
Manzanita, manzanita,
roja y tan coqueta.
Me tiras miradas que
son tan... more

Poet: Nancy Gonzalez

by: Nancy Gonzalez | rating:

Percey Fleet With Andy Boy ( An Encounter With Darth Vader )
After the limo pulled up to the Price Rite store..,



It was again left in the hands... more

Poet: Mario William Vitale

by: Mario William Vitale | rating:

My Gold Chain
I've got a big gold chain and his name is Larry, when I can't sleep at night he sings to... more

Poet: Wendell Wallace Hockaday Jr.

by: Wendell Wallace Hockaday Jr. | rating:

BIG BITES
Couldn't handle BIG bites,
chewing small pieces,
is that what you want?

Oh, sweet... more

Poet: Nancy Gonzalez

by: Nancy Gonzalez | rating:

Bocados Grandes (BIG BITES)
No pudiste masticar grandes bocados,
masticar trozos pequeños,
Es eso lo que... more

Poet: Nancy Gonzalez

by: Nancy Gonzalez | rating: