Funny Poems

Afternoon In School
Afternoon in School
The Last Lesson

When will the bell ring, and end this... more

Poet: D. H. Lawrence

by: Aqua Regia | rating:

On The Relative Value Of Food Groups
What's all this about wanting
Peas on Earth all the time?

What's wrong with corn, or... more

Poet: Elas Giordano

by: Hassan Iftikhar | rating:

What's So Bad About Sex And Violins
I like Sex and Violins

I admit the music's slow,
and
a lot of people will get... more

Poet: Elas Giordano

by: Usman Ali | rating:

Grave Toppers
I want my epitaph to say:
"He died a
silly, silly way."

such as, upon... more

Poet: Elas Giordano

by: Aqua Regia | rating:

Daddy Fell Into The Pond
Everyone grumbled. The sky was grey.
We had nothing to do and nothing to say.
We were... more

Poet: Alfred Noyes

by: Farah Khan | rating:

Song Of The Shirt
With fingers weary and worn,
With eyelids heavy and red,
A woman sat, in unwomanly... more

Poet: Thomas Hood

by: Aqua Regia | rating: