Funny Poems

Momma Del "A" Rosa, With The Christmas Donkey, DomicK !
Momma Del "A" Rosa got up a early..,

Within too many thought's in her elderly... more

Poet: Mario William Vitale

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Momma Del' "A" Rosa Part II
It's a not over until the fat lady sings..,

For Momma new on that very day that the... more

Poet: Mario William Vitale

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A Modern Battlefield
Lasers pointing every which way
My arm in the jaws of a saber tooth tiger
My mutant... more

Poet: Ben Krumwiede

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With a Bristle of a Sound
Aside from all those trees amidst the higher altitude..,

Recently, I took a trip to Las... more

Poet: Mario William Vitale

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Sleepless on the Couch
Mount Vesuvius came crashing on my head.
I feel earthquakes in my head,
Seismic... more

Poet: Alithia Gomez

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Frankie Vallie/ Forget The Seasons !
Just give me Frankie Vallie !

Forget about his four seasons..,

We are all in the... more

Poet: Mario William Vitale

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He Needs To Take His Tiger Out and Put It In The Woods !
Man I thought you were it !

The one with all the magic and your last name wasn't even... more

Poet: Mario William Vitale

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Momma Del' "A" Rosa !!!
Chicky moved the swing too fast on that particular day..,

Perhaps, some may classify... more

Poet: Mario William Vitale

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The Cell Phone's Connected to the Airbag
The cell phone’s connected to the airbag
The cell phone’s connected to the airbag
The... more

Poet: Peter Gordon Kennedy

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In Obama's Closet Part II
Shortly after the famed Tiger Woods got slaughtered by those two bit whore's at the... more

Poet: Mario William Vitale

by: Mario William Vitale | rating: